Because I'm banking on my plan of being the breakout star of Bravo's Real Apartment Wives of Orlando, Neno and I decided that at around season two -- or three, depending on how I'm feeling after the exhaustion that will be marketing my poor bitch cocktail and diet book -- I will start a granny panty lingerie line. I won't be doing the designing, as you know that's best left up to the experts, but I will look into the camera and confess, "it's always been a dream of mine since I was a little girl to design large underpants." Then the camera will show me sitting at the head of an oblong table in a gaudy, gold accented room, heading a meeting with the team of suits that will eventually make this pipe dream a reality. And because I have such a big heart, I will donate part of the proceeds to a charity I've never heard of that supposedly empowers young girls to work hard to achieve their dreams -- something I truly relate to.
Bravo is going to open so many doors for me.
Bebita your granny panty line will be a huge success. You can even start a new underclothes store grannies secret. Now that the senior community is very active, it Will be the next big thing.
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