dear stranger on the internet, we should be friends

Mi papi chulo is in San Diego until Tuesday. This is really traumatic for me because I live in a city where I have no friends. So I've just spent about 3 hours reading strangers' blogs. These are my friends. Like sometimes I fantasize about hanging out with them, but the problem is that they don't even know how tight we are. I mean, they don't know I exist. #sad.