Really I should have known better than to read from the true crime genre, as the Babysitter Club mystery specials were always a bit too much for me. I told my coworker that I'm going to kill her* for recommending The Stranger Beside Me, by true crime author Ann Rule about Ted Bundy. (Get it? HAHA! Oh lordy, I'm so funny!) Now, in addition to anyone ever, my own husband makes me nervous.

"I don't want to find out too late. Tell me now if you're a serial killer."

"I will only ever be a serial killer of your vagina."

Well that's a cute comeback. I'm sorry for posting, but please show it to the police if ever necessary.

*hyperbole, don't get it twisted. I'm the little lamb here.