Life-hack: 8:00 am on a Saturday is a good time to go grocery shopping if you hate people dislike the company. It works out especially well if you have a 17 pound, cooing human alarm to remind you this is now your life sometime between 5:30 and 7 every morning regardless of the day or how many hours were spent actually sleeping the night before. Plus, if it must be done, waking up to a baby licking your nose isn't so bad.