You people are killing me with the cauliflower recipes. Cauliflower pizza. Cauliflower mashed potatoes. Cauliflower steak.

 You're not fooling me. I know what a good pizza tastes like and it's not cauliflower. And I like cauliflower! As a side. A vegetable. Ruffage to help me poop. Not in a steak costume. That's un-cauled for.