Picking up the Poise pads (alliteration, ugh.) from the table as I unload the groceries, Eugenio asks concerned, "What are these for?"

"For when I pee myself."

"For when you cough," he says with a little too much delight.

"Exactly. Cough, sneeze, laugh...." I trail off.

Pregnancy is going well. I'm glowing, y'all. Shine bright like a diamond.