"I'll have to find out if I can drink beer with the Tamiflu." 

"Don't post that on Facebook."

I showed Eugenio a funny picture I took of Felicity wearing my sunglasses.

Eugenio: Felicity's stunning like her daddy.

Me, laughing: Yes she is. You are quite stunning.

Eugenio: Have you heard that song? It's a Lil Wayne song. *sings* Stunnin' like my daddy. Stunnin' like my daddy.

Me: I think you mean "stuntin'." But that's really funny, "stunning like my daddy."

I'm still laughing about this. Lil Wayne rapping about how he's breathtakingly beautiful, just like his daddy.

Life-hack: 8:00 am on a Saturday is a good time to go grocery shopping if you hate people dislike the company. It works out especially well if you have a 17 pound, cooing human alarm to remind you this is now your life sometime between 5:30 and 7 every morning regardless of the day or how many hours were spent actually sleeping the night before. Plus, if it must be done, waking up to a baby licking your nose isn't so bad.