I just ingested some pest control spray so I hope the non-toxic claim is true! They must have sprayed while we were out. I saw something wet on the floor where Felicity was emptying an entire bag of chips from the pantry,so I did that Inverstigator Mom thing and tasted it  because I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Everything I do is dumb and gross in retrospect, OK. 

Anyway, in case this is it, I love you. Sue the pest control company to pay off my student loans.