Call of B/Duty

Was that a booty call?! I screamed, coming out of the restroom, realizing Eugenio was already back on the couch, clothed and playing Call of Duty. Not long before, I told him I was going to bed early, and he sweetly joined me....then returned to his game after he got what he came for. Did you just hit-it-and-quit-it?! I said laughing at his gall. "I'm sorry, bebita. No, I hit-it-and-married-it!" he replied giving me a guilty hug before adding, "Wham-bam-you-married-me-ma'am!"

I like giving Neno a hard time for playing Call of Duty, although I'm not actually bothered by his vice. Knowing and seeing on a daily basis how much of a dorky manchild my Rico Suave Latin Lover truly is, is more charming than bothersome. Check out my avatar. Do you like it? Plus I get to sleep in our teeny bed all alone for hours each night. I hate body heat.

Back in our early days, he brought me to his apartment to watch a movie on our third date. I was incredibly nervous about going to his apartment; I didn't want him to think he was going to get lucky. I'm actually shy and a prude, believe it or not. After watching Gran Torino followed by sitting in awkward silence, Neno asked if I wanted to watch the beginning of Transformers 1, since Transformers 2 was coming out soon and he wanted us to go see it. On a side note, I've seen a lot of bad movies these past two years in the name of love; I'm sure Neno says the same for himself. I had no desire to see Transformers anything. My roommate and I joked that the popularity of Transformers was like grown women flocking to watch a My Little Pony blockbuster. So naturally I said, "Sure! Sounds great!" Halfway through the movie (I kept wondering when "the beginning" was supposed to end), Neno turned to me and asked, "So Hanna, which transformer is your favorite?" Um, I don't have a favorite. Uh, which one is yours? "Optimus Prime!" he cheered making a fist...OK. And then we sat in more awkward silence.

I think we made out for the first time after that. He wooed me with his charming dorkiness.

I like to remind Neno of his smooth transformers line from time to time. We haven't progressed much.